丧尸开瓶器！... LÜT #24：英语精读讲义

Suck on a fish head lollipop 短語搭配

吮一根鱼头造型的棒棒糖

and chew bubble gum shaped like butt cheeks. 短語搭配

再嚼一块屁股蛋形状的泡泡糖。

It's episode 24 of LÜT.

这里是《LÜT》第24集。

Vat19's chameleon lamp detects the color of the surface it's on 語法

Vat19 的变色龙灯能检测它所在表面的颜色

and glows that color.

并发出同样颜色的光。

You can also turn your iPhone into a laser pointer with an app 語法

你还可以通过一个应用把 iPhone 变成激光笔

and a smart dot that plugs right into the headphone jack. 短語搭配

再配上一个直接插入耳机插孔的 Smart Dot。

But what has even more energy than a laser? 語法

不过，什么东西比激光更有能量？

That's right.

没错。

Vsauce t-shirts.

Vsauce T 恤。

The official team jerseys of Vsaucers everywhere

这是世界各地 Vsaucer 的官方队服

for boys and girls.

男生女生都能穿。

We just launched this store.

我们刚开了这家店。

If you get one and wear it to VidCon, 文化背景

如果你买一件穿去 VidCon，

reward yourself with cookies cut into Pac-Man shapes 講解

就用切成 Pac-Man 造型的饼干犒劳自己

or just march the shapes down Abbey Road. 文化背景

或者干脆让这些造型沿着 Abbey Road 列队前进。

Busted Tees has more apparel designs.

Busted Tees 还有更多服装设计。

You can twist nerdy brains with

你可以用下面这些设计让书呆子们烧烧脑：

similes are like metaphors 表達脈絡

“明喻就像隐喻”

or my favorite Helvetica written in Comic Sans 文化背景

或者我最喜欢的“用 Comic Sans 写出的 Helvetica”

or the first true digital cowboy.

还有“第一位真正的数字牛仔”。

Busted Tees also offers bookends?

Busted Tees 还卖书挡？

Well, this one makes it look like your books are about to squish a guy. 語法

对，这一款看起来就像你的书快把一个人压扁了。

Knob Creek Metal Arts makes even more.

Knob Creek Metal Arts 做的款式更多。

Chainsaws, giraffes,

电锯、长颈鹿、

mermaids, abductions, and more.

美人鱼、绑架场景，还有更多。

Butt magnets, animal butt magnets.

屁股磁铁，动物屁股磁铁。

Are you trying to carry stuff more often?

想让自己更常拿着点东西吗？

Well, the Cheeky brings you glasses

那么，Cheeky 为你带来了一组玻璃杯

you can't set down. 短語動詞

你根本没法把它们放下。

They have no flat bottom,

它们没有平底，

so they'll spill if you try to put them down.

所以只要试着放下，里面的东西就会洒出来。

Now, this amazingly intricate chocolate temple is even more intricately 語法

这座精巧得惊人的巧克力神庙，还被更加精细地

wrapped in silver foil.

包裹在银箔里。

But here's an even better idea. 表達脈絡

不过，还有一个更棒的点子。

Make hard things soft. 語法

把硬邦邦的东西变柔软。

These pillows photorealistically reproduce textures like plywood and concrete.

这些枕头以照片般逼真的效果还原胶合板和混凝土等材质的纹理。

But if you prefer,

但如果你愿意，

be musical with boombox pillows

也可以用手提音响造型的枕头玩点音乐风

and keep it cute with glasses that give you anime eyes. 講解

再戴上能让你拥有动漫大眼的眼镜，保持可爱。

Of course, these glasses make it look like someone's got their hands over your eyes,

当然，这副眼镜看起来就像有人用双手蒙住了你的眼睛，

but I prefer to shade my sight with a country, the USA.

但我更喜欢拿一个国家来遮挡视线——美国。

Now, you don't really need glasses when it's rainy,

下雨时，你其实不太需要眼镜，

but how will you write on paper?

可你要怎么在纸上写字呢？

Easy, with Rite in the Rain special waterproof paper

很简单，用 Rite in the Rain 特制防水纸

that a pencil will always write on,

铅笔无论何时都能在上面写字，

especially if you sharpen it inside the nostril of a nose pencil sharpener.

尤其是先把铅笔伸进鼻子卷笔刀的鼻孔里削尖。

When the sun comes back out, 短語動詞

太阳重新出来后，

this iPad case will charge the iPad in it using solar power.

这个 iPad 保护壳会利用太阳能给里面的 iPad 充电。

But even without the sun,

不过就算没有太阳，

Sprout Bookmarks make it look like life and leaves are springing from your novels, 短語搭配

Sprout 书签也能让你的小说看起来仿佛正萌发出生命和叶片，

novels you store on invisible shelves.

而这些小说可以放在隐形书架上。

The special piece holds 15 lb of book,

这个特殊部件能托住 15 磅重的书，

but hides inside the bottom book,

却藏在最底下那本书里，

so they appear to float in the air. 語法

让这些书看起来悬浮在空中。

Now, back to leaves. 表達脈絡

好了，回到叶子。

If you get leaves like spinach and other junk stuck in your teeth after eating, 語法

如果吃完东西后，菠菜叶之类的残渣卡在了牙缝里，

fear no more with a mirror in a plate. 語氣意圖

有了藏在盘子里的镜子，你就再也不用担心。

Once you're done eating, 語法

吃完后，

you reveal a mirror to check your teeth.

镜子就会露出来，让你检查牙齿。

You can look beyond your own face and into space 表達脈絡

你不仅能看见自己的脸，还能望向太空

with ThinkGeek's Spacey serving bowls.

只要用 ThinkGeek 的 Spacey 餐碗。

The moon, the sun, and Earth.

月球、太阳和地球。

For the kids or yourself,

无论是给孩子还是给自己，

I like this landscape dinner set.

我都喜欢这套风景餐具。

A sun cup, a house plate,

太阳杯、房子餐盘、

evergreen utensils, and a cloud bowl.

常青树造型的餐具和云朵碗。

Now, if the food on the plate is bland,

如果盘里的食物味道寡淡，

season it with salt and pepper from shakers shaped like Fred and Daphne, 講解

就用 Fred 和 Daphne 造型的调味瓶撒点盐和胡椒，

Shaggy and Scooby, Kermit and Miss Piggy,

或者 Shaggy 和 Scooby、Kermit 和 Miss Piggy，

or Fozzie Bear and a banana peel.

也可以选 Fozzie Bear 和香蕉皮。

You can precisely warm your now seasoned dishes in the oven

你可以把调好味的菜放进烤箱，精确地加热

with this magnetic timer that makes your fridge look like a safe.

再用这款磁性计时器计时，它会让冰箱看起来像个保险箱。

Or just use a watch that is a giant 10-key number pad. 用詞

或者干脆戴一块外形像巨型十键数字键盘的手表。

ThinkGeek also offers a chocolate-scented t-shirt featuring a chocolate molecule

ThinkGeek 还推出了一款散发巧克力香气、印有巧克力分子的 T 恤

from Theobroma cacao. 文化背景

这种分子来自 Theobroma cacao。

Even sweeter is upgrading your unsightly mud flap girls 講解

更妙的是，把你那些难看的挡泥板女郎图案升级一下

with these smart mud flap girls.

换成这些聪明的挡泥板女郎。

Now, jam to some tunes played out of your Marshall amp. 講解

现在，让你的 Marshall 音箱放点歌，好好摇摆吧。

Just kidding, it's a mini fridge 語氣意圖

开玩笑的，它其实是个迷你冰箱

full of beers you can open with the jaws of a brain-hungry zombie.

里面装满啤酒，还能用嗜脑僵尸的上下颚来开瓶。

If zombies scare you,

如果你怕僵尸，

try using a night light shaped like a creature trying to unplug itself. 語法

试试这款小夜灯，造型是一个正努力把自己从插座上拔下来的小生物。

Or light your way with this USB-powered lamp 短語搭配

或者用这盏 USB 供电的灯为你照路

that looks like a cup of melty chocolate pouring all over.

它看起来像一杯融化的巧克力，正流得到处都是。

But if you need more USB ports,

不过，如果你需要更多 USB 接口，

Fred Flare offers this cute little poodle USB hub.

Fred Flare 有这款可爱的小贵宾犬 USB 集线器。

You can turn any photo into a hip retro Polaroid with these Polar Frames 文化背景

用这些 Polar Frames，你可以把任何照片变成时髦复古的宝丽来照片

and stop flicking your wrist to tell the time with this watch. 語法

再用这块手表，告别为了看时间而甩动手腕。

It's tilted 55° so it lines up with the natural way you hold your arms in front of you. 短語動詞

它倾斜了 55°，正好顺应你把手臂自然举到面前的姿势。

Now, earlier this week I was in Munich at Frühlingsfest 講解

本周早些时候，我去了慕尼黑的 Frühlingsfest

where I successfully saw historical things,

在那里，我顺利看了些历史古迹，

Ferris wheel things,

还有摩天轮之类的东西，

ate a half-meter-long sausage, and met Bernd das Brot. 講解

吃了一根半米长的香肠，还见到了 Bernd das Brot。

I got water on my glasses because it hailed. 用詞

因为下了冰雹，我的眼镜上沾了水。

I did get a giant pretzel. 語法

我还真的拿到了一个巨型椒盐卷饼。

And as always, thanks for watching. 短語搭配

一如既往，感谢观看。

Bye.

再见。