耳朵耳环 -- LÜT #26：英语精读讲义

A bird house that looks like a surveillance camera and Mr. Spock-topus. It's episode 26 of LÜT. Now here's a perfume designed to make you smell like a book

一个长得像监控摄像头的鸟屋，还有 Mr. Spock-topus。这是《LÜT》第 26 集。先来看看这款香水，它能让你闻起来像一本书，

and generate offers a limited edition life wall clock. 短語搭配

而 Generate 还推出了一款限量版“人生”挂钟。

It's just like a normal clock except slowed down by a factor of 61,320. 短語搭配

它就像普通时钟，只是速度慢了 61,320 倍。

Every number represents a year and it's meant to go around once in the average person's life. 語法

每个数字代表一年，设计成在普通人的一生中正好走完一圈。

Keep your head warm by making your own knitted brain hat,

亲手织一顶大脑造型的帽子，给脑袋保暖，

but if you prefer ears, put some ears on your ears

不过，如果你更喜欢耳朵，就在耳朵上戴几只耳朵，

or around your neck or on your finger or how about a mouth? 語氣意圖

或戴在脖子上、手指上；嘴巴造型的怎么样？

In fact, just get a nose ring. 表達脈絡

其实，干脆来个鼻环吧。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

A nose ring.

是“鼻子戒指”。

Fifty Shades of Grey?

《五十度灰》？

Learn them.

把它们认清楚。

Seriously, here's a poster delineating Fifty Shades of Grey. 文化背景

说真的，这张海报清楚标出了五十种灰色。

And these plates are perfect for finger food because they are finger-sized. 習語

这些盘子特别适合装手抓小食，因为它们只有手指大小。

Now if you're going to be making sandwiches, 語法

如果你打算做三明治，

use this crust cutter to turn it into two dolphins and a heart. 語法

就用这个面包去边切模，把它切成两只海豚和一颗心。

If it's too early for sandwiches, 短語搭配

如果现在吃三明治还太早，

simply be a cereal killer. 習語

那就当个“麦片杀手”吧。

Tuxedo ring.

燕尾服戒指。

Emoticon rings.

表情符号戒指。

Inflatable Cthulhu arm.

充气式克苏鲁手臂。

Or this touching little number, 用詞

或者这件暖心的小玩意：

two rings that come attached at the middle.

两枚戒指从中间连在一起。

You snap them apart so that you and one other person 講解

把它们掰开，你和另一个人

have perfectly matching unique two of a kind rings. 習語

就能各自拥有一枚独一无二、彼此完美匹配的戒指。

Time moves under this watch's face crossing the red present line. 用詞

时间会在这块表的表盘下移动，穿过代表“现在”的红线。

Now you can't see the future

这样你就看不到未来，

and the past is gone,

而过去已经远去，

faded away. 短語動詞

逐渐消逝。

For lunch,

午餐时，

carry your sandwiches in disguise bags. 習語

把三明治装进伪装袋里。

And rock in a rocking chair designed to generate electricity while you rock. 習語

还可以坐在摇椅上摇啊摇——这把摇椅会在你摇动时发电。

Paper, scissors necklaces are cool

纸和剪刀项链很酷，

and sausage neck pillows are even better.

香肠颈枕就更棒了。

When you fall asleep,

睡着时，

don't do it alone with these sheets which have a fake little dog on them to keep you company. 短語搭配

别一个人睡——这些床单上印着一只假小狗，可以陪着你。

The goofy eyes on this clock tell you the time.

这个时钟上滑稽的眼睛会告诉你时间。

The one on your left looks to the hour 語法

左边那只眼睛看向小时数，

and the other looks at the minute.

另一只则看向分钟数。

This gumball tastes like apple cobbler,

这颗口香糖吃起来像苹果烤酥，

but it's just the dessert in your TV dinner gum set. 文化背景

但它只是这套“电视晚餐”口香糖里的甜点。

These two are flavored like roast beef and buttered corn.

另外两颗分别是烤牛肉味和黄油玉米味。

And these envelopes are fruit flavored when you lick them to stick them. 語法

这些信封也带水果味，舔一下封口就能粘好。

Oh, look,

哦，看，

a bathroom mist designed to smell like a baby's head.

一款闻起来像婴儿头顶的浴室香氛喷雾。

Here's a special thermally insulated bag that's great for transporting wine, 講解

这里还有一个特别的隔热保温袋，很适合用来携带葡萄酒，

but it looks like a cheap paper bag.

外表却像个廉价纸袋。

And you can frighten people when you sip from your cracked mug full of Death Wish Coffee, 短語搭配

端起装满 Death Wish Coffee 的裂纹杯小啜一口，还能吓到别人，

a special roast guaranteed to be the strongest coffee you've ever tasted 語法

这款特别烘焙的咖啡保证是你喝过最强劲的，

both in terms of flavor and caffeine content. 表達脈絡

无论风味还是咖啡因含量都是如此。

Your iPhone can snap into this little guy to become your pet

把 iPhone 卡进这个小家伙里，它就会变成你的宠物，

and these urine sample bottles contain a delicious yellow liquid candy.

这些尿样瓶里则装着美味的黄色液体糖果。

Quiet down the baby with a pacifier that puts a mustache under his nose. 短語動詞

用这款会在宝宝鼻子下添上一撇小胡子的安抚奶嘴，让宝宝安静下来。

This straw building kit allows you to make your own custom straws for mixing and sharing drinks 語法

这套吸管拼装套件让你能设计自己的吸管，用来混合和分享饮料，

and these straws give you a kissy face.

而这些吸管会让你摆出嘟嘴亲亲的表情。

Of course, make sure you're fancy

当然，别忘了精致一点，

and use these fine disposable paper cups or use an R2D2 mug

用这些精美的一次性纸杯，或者 R2D2 马克杯，

or glasses designed to express each one of the seven deadly sins. 文化背景

或者用这些分别展现七宗罪的玻璃杯。

For instance, 表達脈絡

比如：

pride, sloth, gluttony, wrath.

傲慢、懒惰、暴食和愤怒。

Here's a company that will take two photos of your head

有家公司会拍下你头部的两张照片，

and use them to print a 3D action figure head of your face.

再根据照片 3D 打印出一个长着你面孔的可动人偶头。

The smallest size can be used on LEGO dudes.

最小尺寸可以装到 LEGO 小人偶上。

Or look,

或者看看，

just use this backpack that turns into a basketball hoop.

直接用这个能变成篮球筐的背包。

Or this goopy mud that changes color with your mood.

或者玩玩这种会随心情变色的黏糊软泥。

And why roll your sushi 語氣意圖

何必自己卷寿司，

when you could pack up this device and have a sushi bazooka? 短語動詞

把食材装进这个装置，来一发“寿司火箭筒”不就好了？

Here's a fun free thing.

下面是个免费又好玩的东西。

Desktop Gremlins offers easy-to-build templates for fun paper creations, 用詞

Desktop Gremlins 提供简单易做的模板，让你制作有趣的纸模型，

video game characters, books, movies.

主题包括电子游戏角色、书籍和电影。

He even made a special YouTube Space Lab paper craft. 文化背景

他甚至还特地制作了一个 YouTube Space Lab 纸模型。

Because on September 13th,

因为在 9 月 13 日，

the winning experiments will be done in outer space live right here on YouTube. 語法

获胜的实验将在外太空进行，并在 YouTube 上现场直播。

Okay, finally,

好了，最后，

let's get beardy. 表達脈絡

来点胡子元素吧。

A beard for your apple,

给你的苹果装上一把胡子，

lavender beard conditioner,

薰衣草味胡须护理素，

beard love buttons.

“爱胡子”徽章。

And last but not least, 表達脈絡

最后但同样重要的是，

a beer/beard cozy. 習語

啤酒/胡子保冷套。

Amazing, right? 語氣意圖

很赞，对吧？

Well, for more cool things you can actually own,

如果还想看更多真正能买到的酷东西，

I highly suggest watching Naomi Kyle's show Cheap, Cool, Crazy. 短語搭配

我强烈推荐 Naomi Kyle 的节目《Cheap, Cool, Crazy》。

It's on IGN's channel Start,

它在 IGN 的 Start 频道播出，

which is full of original programming for nerds like us. 講解

频道里全是为我们这样的极客打造的原创节目。

Oh, and

哦，还有，

As always, thanks for watching. 表達脈絡

和往常一样，感谢观看。