远距离亲吻以及更多奇趣好物！LÜT #22：英语精读讲义

Starry Night socks and a gun that shoots ketchup onto your food.

《星月夜》袜子，还有一把能把番茄酱喷到食物上的枪。

It's episode 22 of LÜT.

这是 LÜT 第 22 集。

First, let's break the ice. 習語

首先，我们来打破僵局。

Or let the ice do the breaking itself as a hammer. 語法

或者把冰做成锤子，让它自己去“打破”东西。

Of course, this hammer lets you open bottles.

当然，这把锤子还能用来开瓶。

When you pour out the contents, 短語動詞

把瓶子里的东西倒出来时，

be sure it's into a pint glass wearing a Batman cape. 短語搭配

一定要倒进这个披着蝙蝠侠斗篷的品脱杯里。

Pour some water into this fish tank.

往这个鱼缸里倒点水。

It's cute and small and completely powered by your USB port. 短語搭配

它小巧可爱，完全由 USB 接口供电。

Hey, look.

嘿，快看。

Pants.

裤子。

Scratch-and-sniff pants. 用詞

刮一刮就能闻到香味的裤子。

The fabric literally has raspberry perfume scent capsules baked into it, 講解

这种面料里真的嵌入了覆盆子香水微胶囊，

which break when scratched, 語法

一刮就会破裂，

releasing the smell. 語法

释放出香味。

Now, if you hate pants,

如果你讨厌裤子，

don't wear any.

那就别穿。

Don't even wear skin for that matter. 表達脈絡

说起来，连皮肤也别穿了。

These leggings look like your muscles.

这条紧身裤看起来就像你的肌肉。

If you're going to be apart from your love on Valentine's Day, 講解

如果情人节那天你得和爱人分隔两地，

send them a kiss with Kissenger.

就用 Kissenger 给对方送上一个吻吧。

Two robots connected wirelessly,

这是两个无线连接的机器人，

so that when you kiss one, 語法

当你亲吻其中一个时，

the other robot relays that kiss,

另一个机器人就会传递这个吻，

so the other person feels it wherever they are. 語法

让身在任何地方的对方都能感受到。

ThisIsWhyImBroke.com features amazing things.

ThisIsWhyImBroke.com 上有很多神奇好物。

For instance, 表達脈絡

比如，

brake light decal masks to make your brake lights look like this.

能让刹车灯变成这种样子的贴膜。

On Amazon,

在 Amazon 上，

I also found a Superman,

我还找到了超人图案、

tropical fish,

热带鱼图案、

hibiscus flowers,

木槿花图案、

skulls,

骷髅图案，

or this really literal one.

还有这个特别字面化的图案。

They also have word as image,

他们还有《Word as Image》，

a fun book that uses the letters in words

这是一本利用单词中的字母

to suggest what the word means.

来表现单词含义的趣味书。

For instance,

比如，

vampire, smile, clock.

吸血鬼、微笑、时钟。

You can see more words like that and see them animated

你可以看到更多这样的单词，以及它们动起来的样子，

by following a link to a video in this video's description, 語法

只要点击本视频简介里另一个视频的链接；

where links to everything can be found.

所有物品的链接也都能在那里找到。

When your dog fetches this ball,

当你的狗叼回这个球时，

it'll look like he's got a big old flappy tongue.

它看起来就像长了一条又大又耷拉的舌头。

They're currently out of stock, 短語搭配

现在已经没货了，

but this one isn't,

但这一款还有货，

which when held in a dog's mouth

狗把它叼在嘴里时，

gives it a mustache.

就会像长了胡子一样。

If you're looking for great gift ideas, 語法

如果你正在寻找绝佳的礼物点子，

try doing the opposite.

不妨反其道而行。

The worst gift ever. 用詞

史上最糟糕的礼物。

This fun little package literally contains nothing but socks and underwear. 短語搭配

这个有趣的小礼包里真的只有袜子和内裤。

More exciting is Disney Couture, 講解

更令人兴奋的是 Disney Couture，

an oversized castle ring,

比如一枚超大的城堡戒指，

or a double ring that puts all the dwarves on your hand.

或是一枚能把所有小矮人都戴在手上的双指戒。

If you like your accessories more practical,

如果你喜欢更实用的配饰，

try out some working thermometer earrings, 短語動詞

可以试试真正能测温的温度计耳环、

a compass necklace,

指南针项链，

or some Phillips head screw earrings. 用詞

或十字螺丝头耳环。

Ouchy wow wow Piranha Plant earrings are always a good idea, 文化背景

让人“哎哟哇哇叫”的食人花耳环永远都是好主意，

but you can keep it 8-bit with Mr. Dandy's pendants, 語法

不过，Mr. Dandy 的吊坠能让你保持 8 位像素风，

asteroids,

比如小行星款，

or this one he calls not Pac-Man, 習語

或者这款他不叫 Pac-Man，

but Pukeman.

而叫 Pukeman 的作品。

Have a ball while snuggling with your soft plush testicle 習語

抱着柔软的毛绒睾丸玩个痛快，

or ovary,

也可以换成毛绒卵巢、

or bladder,

膀胱、

or brain,

大脑、

or intestines,

肠子，

or anatomical heart.

或解剖心脏造型的毛绒玩具。

For more heart-shaped items,

再来看看更多心形物件，

let's talk heart-shaped umbrellas,

比如心形雨伞、

paper clips,

心形回形针、

a warm heart-shaped hot water bottle,

暖暖的心形热水袋，

or these measuring cups on FredFlare

或 FredFlare 上的这些量杯，

who also carry a neat bed of tulips USB hub,

他们还卖一款别致的郁金香花圃 USB 集线器、

a frog you add water to to get yourself a prince, 文化背景

一只加水后就能为你变出王子的青蛙、

a map of the world to scratch off where you've been, 短語動詞

一张可以刮掉你去过之处的世界地图、

a log to rest your head on, 短語搭配

一根能让你枕着休息的原木，

don't worry, it's a pillow,

别担心，它其实是个枕头，

and the only thing your hamburger phone really needs, 語法

以及你的汉堡电话真正需要的唯一配件——

French fries flavored lip balm.

炸薯条味润唇膏。

Oh, NeatoShop also has heart stuff,

哦，NeatoShop 也有心形好物，

like an anatomical heart pencil holder.

比如解剖心脏造型的笔筒。

They'll also provide balloon animal bookends,

他们还提供气球动物书挡、

a zombie cupid figurine,

僵尸丘比特小雕像、

a devilish skin for your iPad,

恶魔风格的 iPad 贴膜，

or a snap suit for your baby that says,

或一件写着这句话的婴儿连体衣：

"ipood." 習語

“ipood”。

Before it was poo,

在它变成便便之前，

it was cake served on a high-heeled shoe.

它还是盛在高跟鞋上的蛋糕。

But if you want something darker, 用詞

但如果你想要更暗黑的东西，

check out Despair Inc's Bittersweets, 講解

看看 Despair Inc 的 Bittersweets 吧，

candy hearts that say things like,

这种心形糖果上写着各种字句，比如：

"So so alone,"

“孤独得不能再孤独了”，

"aging poorly,"

“越老越糟”，

or "dog is cuter."

或“狗狗更可爱”。

This special fabric dye is sensitive to light, 短語搭配

这种特殊的织物染料对光敏感，

so you can mix it up, 短語動詞

所以你可以把它调配好，

paint it on a shirt,

涂到衬衫上，

and then leave it in the sun

然后放在阳光下，

to develop actual photographs from negatives. 用詞

用底片显影出真正的照片。

Oh, and that fashion hanky in your shirt pocket, 用詞

哦，还有你衬衫口袋里的那块时尚手帕，

it can be a notepad.

它也可以是一本记事本。

Sushi Booties let you wear sashimi as slippers.

Sushi Booties 让你把生鱼片当拖鞋穿。

They also carry fortune cookie baby booties,

他们还卖幸运饼干造型的婴儿鞋、

a nunchuck pillow,

双截棍抱枕，

and for the baby,

还有给宝宝用的

a nunchuck rattle.

双截棍摇铃。

This is Naomi Kyle's autograph.

这是 Naomi Kyle 的签名。

You can't have this one,

这张你拿不到，

but for more awesome things you can buy online,

但如果想看更多能在网上买到的酷东西，

check out her show on IGN's new channel Start.

就去看看她在 IGN 新频道 Start 上的节目。

The whole channel's great,

整个频道都很棒，

and she goes in-depth into awesome things you can actually own. 語法

她还会深入介绍那些你真的可以买到的酷东西。

And unlike LÜT, 表達脈絡

而且与 LÜT 不同，

they actually give away some of the stuff they cover to lucky viewers. 短語動詞

他们真的会把介绍过的一些东西送给幸运观众。

So go check that out.

所以快去看看吧。

And as always,

还是老样子，

thanks for watching.

感谢观看。