狗狗屁股牙线！以及更多奇葩好物：LÜT #21：英语精读讲义

A wallet that looks like a matchbook and edible spray paint.

一个外形像纸火柴盒的钱包，还有可以吃的喷漆。

It's episode 21 of LÜT.

这里是《LÜT》第21集。

The mints that come in this Spam tin actually taste like cinnamon,

这个 Spam 午餐肉罐头里装的薄荷糖，吃起来居然是肉桂味的，

but this lip balm tastes like Lucky Charms.

可这款润唇膏吃起来却像 Lucky Charms 麦片。

Question,

问题来了：

what's warmer than a sweater and a mug of hot chocolate? 語法

什么比毛衣加一杯热巧克力还暖和？

Answer,

答案：

a mug wearing a sweater.

一只穿着毛衣的马克杯。

Keep your hands equally warm with Predator and Prey Mittens. 語法

用 Predator and Prey 连指手套，让两只手一样暖和。

One hand's a cat, 語法

一只手是猫，

the other's a dog.

另一只是狗。

One's a frog,

一只是青蛙，

one's a fly.

另一只是苍蝇。

One's an owl and the other is a mouse.

一只是猫头鹰，另一只是老鼠。

Or use Tatchies.

或者用 Tatchies。

They let you get touchy with your touchscreen without removing your gloves. 講解

它能让你不脱手套，也能在触摸屏上尽情操作。

Of course,

当然，

all of these gloves will cover up your awesome ring with the stone set upside down, 講解

这些手套都会遮住你那枚酷炫的戒指，它的宝石是倒着镶的，

making it a killer ring. 習語

所以简直是一枚“杀伤力十足”的戒指。

Or this ring with a hidden diamond.

或者这枚暗藏钻石的戒指。

Generate also has synthetic leather bags that look like envelopes,

Generate 还有看起来像信封的人造皮革包，

Wing Rings,

Wing Rings，

and shirts with special stripes you can wipe your glasses with. 語法

以及带有特殊条纹、可以用来擦眼镜的衬衫。

But let's talk about molds that make your cookies into mustaches. 語法

不过，我们来说说能把饼干做成小胡子形状的模具吧。

Or these cupcake pillows.

还有这些纸杯蛋糕抱枕。

A giant ice cream sandwich pillow is also fun,

巨型冰激凌三明治抱枕也很好玩，

and barbed wire toilet paper is mainly just scary.

而带刺铁丝网图案的卫生纸基本上就只剩吓人了。

Kisses are better,

亲吻图案的更好，

but hey,

不过话说回来，

this bath towel makes it look like you're wearing a kilt. 語法

这条浴巾能让你看起来像穿了苏格兰短裙。

So let's talk high fashion and cover funny hats. 講解

接下来聊聊高级时尚，盘点一下搞笑帽子。

Stupid.com also offers this tiny peace sign hat for your little dog.

Stupid.com 还为你家小狗提供了这顶迷你 V 字手势帽。

And of course,

当然还有，

a hat that looks like underwear.

一顶看起来像内裤的帽子。

Does this guy even know that his hat is funny? 語氣意圖

这家伙到底知不知道自己的帽子很好笑？

I also like their hands waving USA flags hat.

我还喜欢他们那顶有双手挥舞美国国旗造型的帽子。

Keep things patriotic with these flag pants.

再配上这条国旗长裤，把爱国风贯彻到底。

Betabrand also carries these dress pants that are actually sweatpants.

Betabrand 还有这种看似西裤、其实是运动裤的裤子。

Now if you've mainly made history wearing shirts, 習語

如果你过去主要靠穿 T 恤创造“历史”，

use Urban Outfitters T-shirt frames to preserve those memories.

就用 Urban Outfitters 的 T 恤展示框，把那些回忆保存下来。

Or design your own on this T-shirt design notepad.

或者在这本 T 恤设计便笺本上，自己设计一件。

Also a good option,

另一个不错的选择，

this notepad.

是这本便笺本。

Then toast your good taste with some bacon flavored soda, 習語

然后用培根味汽水，为你的好品味干杯，

perfect for washing down a giant burrito. 短語動詞

正好可以配一个巨型墨西哥卷饼。

Just kidding, 語氣意圖

开玩笑的，

it's a protective wrap for valuable camera lenses.

那其实是用来保护贵重相机镜头的包裹布。

Improve your view with Generate Skyline Blinds, 表達脈絡

用 Generate 的 Skyline 百叶窗改善窗外景色，

and improve your bathroom with this real aquarium sink,

再用这个真正带鱼缸的洗手池升级浴室，

a perfect companion to the iPoop toilet.

它和 iPoop 马桶简直是绝配。

Your iPhone will be fine if you drop it in

就算把 iPhone 掉进去也没事，

because you've waterproofed it with Liquipel.

因为你已经用 Liquipel 给它做了防水处理。

Or you're busy looking like an executive with the iPhone handset converter.

或者，你正忙着用 iPhone 电话听筒转换器装出高管范儿。

Now these puzzles are shaped like donuts, pizza, or coffee.

这些拼图做成了甜甜圈、披萨或咖啡的形状。

But the world record holding largest puzzle can be yours. 語法

不过，保持世界纪录的最大拼图也可以归你所有。

It has more than 32,000 pieces and weighs over 37 lb.

它有超过 32,000 块，重量超过 37 磅。

For a more daredevilish challenge,

想来个更惊险刺激的挑战，

play Russian Roulette with water balloons. 文化背景

就用水气球玩俄罗斯轮盘吧。

You never know when the gun will pierce the balloon. 語法

你永远不知道枪什么时候会刺破气球。

But for a sweeter challenge,

但如果想要甜蜜一点的挑战，

Bite the Bullet gives you a dozen delicious chocolates shaped like bullets, 習語

Bite the Bullet 会给你一打美味的子弹形巧克力，

except one contains a hidden dangerously hot pepper. 語法

只不过其中一颗藏着一根辣得要命的辣椒。

Good luck.

祝你好运。

If your sweet tooth also likes bling, 講解

如果你那颗嗜甜的牙也爱闪亮饰品，

pick up some Twinkles, 短語動詞

那就来几颗 Twinkles，

dental jewelry made with a special adhesive that

这是一种用特殊粘合剂固定的牙饰，

only lets go when you want to remove it. 講解

只有你想取下来时才会松开。

Clean the rest of your teeth with some floss you pulled out of a dog's butt,

再用从狗屁股里抽出来的牙线，把其余牙齿清洁干净，

and clean your body with Tetromino-shaped soap

接着用俄罗斯方块造型的香皂洗净身体，

behind your Facebook-styled shower curtain.

地点就在 Facebook 风格的浴帘后面。

Then decorate your hair with these comic-inspired headbands

然后用这些漫画风发带装饰头发，

and show it all off in front of the paparazzi that you hired. 短語動詞

再到你雇来的狗仔队面前好好炫耀一番。

For an hour at $100 a photographer, 語法

每位摄影师收费 100 美元，服务一小时，

this company will send paparazzi to harass you

这家公司会派狗仔队来骚扰你，

and make you look famous no matter who you are. 語法

不管你是谁，都能让你看起来像个名人。

If you get a boo-boo during the whole process, 用詞

如果整个过程中不小心受了点小伤，

be sure you're caught wearing a Brandage.

一定要让人拍到你贴着 Brandage。

Question,

问题来了：

can you identify which characters these eyes belong to? 語法

你能认出这些眼睛分别属于哪些角色吗？

Well,

嗯，

there's Sonic.

这里有索尼克。

You can play on the site

你可以在网站上玩，

or you can grab the picture as an art print.

也可以把这张图买成艺术印刷品。

Speaking of posters, 短語搭配

说到海报，

here's a map of the world made with what makes it go round, 習語

这是一张用“让世界转动的东西”拼成的世界地图，

mustaches.

没错，就是小胡子。

And here's a fictional map made out of places made famous in songs. 短語搭配

这里还有一张虚构地图，由因歌曲而闻名的地点组成。

Just take the Highway to Hell after Heartbreak Hotel 文化背景

从 Heartbreak Hotel 出发后，走 Highway to Hell，

and picnic in Itchycoo Park.

再去 Itchycoo Park 野餐。

This artist on Etsy will make an incredible custom stamp

Etsy 上的这位艺术家能为你定制一枚超棒的印章，

that actually looks just like you.

它真的看起来和你一模一样。

Now separate salt and pepper shakers are fine,

分开的盐瓶和胡椒瓶当然也不错，

but Fred makes this switch.

不过 Fred 推出了这款 Switch 调味瓶。

Pick what you want and shake.

选好想要的调料，摇一摇就行。

Your earbuds can be superheroes,

你的耳机也能变身超级英雄，

and your ears can also delight in wearing some handmade Calvin and Hobbes earrings. 文化背景

耳朵还可以戴上手工制作的 Calvin and Hobbes 耳环，好好享受一番。

If Hobbes means something more philosophical to you, 短語搭配

如果 Hobbes 对你而言还有更哲学的意味，

pick up a Hobbes mug.

那就买个 Hobbes 马克杯。

Now how about a free thing?

接下来，来点免费的东西怎么样？

Try night soil. 用詞

试试“夜香”吧。

This is the word for human poop that you steal from outhouses,

这个词指的是你偷来的人类粪便，来源包括户外厕所、

latrines, and cesspools at night

茅厕和粪坑，而且得在夜里动手，

in order to use as free fertilizer on your crops. 語法

好把它当作免费肥料施到庄稼上。

It's a bad idea,

这主意很糟，

don't do it.

别这么干。

Compost that stuff first.

至少先把那玩意儿堆肥处理。

Come on.

拜托。

But seriously, 語氣意圖

不过说真的，

here's some great iPhone backgrounds that you can get for free from a great LÜT site.

这个很棒的 LÜT 网站上有一些精美的 iPhone 壁纸，可以免费下载。

A rhombicuboctahedron has 26 faces,

小斜方截半立方体有 26 个面，

which is also the number of years old I am turning today.

而我今天也正好满 26 岁。

That's right,

没错，

it's my birthday and you're all invited to the party.

今天是我的生日，欢迎大家都来参加派对。

Consider the comment section the party, 語法

就把评论区当作派对现场吧，

and as always,

还是老样子，

thanks for watching.

感谢观看。