喪屍開瓶器！... LÜT #24：英語精讀講義

Suck on a fish head lollipop 片語搭配

舔一支魚頭造型的棒棒糖

and chew bubble gum shaped like butt cheeks. 片語搭配

再嚼一塊屁股形狀的泡泡糖。

It's episode 24 of LÜT.

這是《LÜT》第24集。

Vat19's chameleon lamp detects the color of the surface it's on 文法

Vat19 的變色龍燈能偵測它所在表面的顏色

and glows that color.

並發出同樣顏色的光。

You can also turn your iPhone into a laser pointer with an app 文法

你也可以透過一個 App 把 iPhone 變成雷射筆

and a smart dot that plugs right into the headphone jack. 片語搭配

再配上一個直接插進耳機孔的 Smart Dot。

But what has even more energy than a laser? 文法

不過，什麼東西比雷射更有能量？

That's right.

沒錯。

Vsauce t-shirts.

Vsauce T 恤。

The official team jerseys of Vsaucers everywhere

這是世界各地 Vsaucer 的官方隊服

for boys and girls.

男生女生都能穿。

We just launched this store.

我們剛開了這家商店。

If you get one and wear it to VidCon, 文化背景

如果你買一件穿去 VidCon，

reward yourself with cookies cut into Pac-Man shapes 講解

就用切成 Pac-Man 造型的餅乾犒賞自己

or just march the shapes down Abbey Road. 文化背景

或乾脆讓這些造型沿著 Abbey Road 列隊前進。

Busted Tees has more apparel designs.

Busted Tees 還有更多服飾設計。

You can twist nerdy brains with

你可以用以下這些設計讓阿宅們傷傷腦筋：

similes are like metaphors 表達脈絡

「明喻就像隱喻」

or my favorite Helvetica written in Comic Sans 文化背景

或是我最喜歡的「用 Comic Sans 寫出的 Helvetica」

or the first true digital cowboy.

還有「第一位真正的數位牛仔」。

Busted Tees also offers bookends?

Busted Tees 還賣書擋？

Well, this one makes it look like your books are about to squish a guy. 文法

對，這一款看起來就像你的書快把一個人壓扁了。

Knob Creek Metal Arts makes even more.

Knob Creek Metal Arts 做的款式更多。

Chainsaws, giraffes,

鏈鋸、長頸鹿、

mermaids, abductions, and more.

美人魚、綁架場景，還有更多。

Butt magnets, animal butt magnets.

屁屁磁鐵，動物屁屁磁鐵。

Are you trying to carry stuff more often?

想讓自己更常拿著點東西嗎？

Well, the Cheeky brings you glasses

那麼，Cheeky 為你帶來一組玻璃杯

you can't set down. 片語動詞

你根本沒辦法把它們放下。

They have no flat bottom,

它們沒有平底，

so they'll spill if you try to put them down.

所以只要試著放下，裡面的東西就會灑出來。

Now, this amazingly intricate chocolate temple is even more intricately 文法

這座精巧得驚人的巧克力神殿，還被更加細緻地

wrapped in silver foil.

包裹在銀箔裡。

But here's an even better idea. 表達脈絡

不過，還有一個更棒的點子。

Make hard things soft. 文法

把硬梆梆的東西變柔軟。

These pillows photorealistically reproduce textures like plywood and concrete.

這些抱枕以照片般逼真的效果重現合板和混凝土等材質的紋理。

But if you prefer,

但如果你願意，

be musical with boombox pillows

也可以用手提音響造型的抱枕玩點音樂風

and keep it cute with glasses that give you anime eyes. 講解

再戴上能讓你擁有動畫大眼的眼鏡，保持可愛。

Of course, these glasses make it look like someone's got their hands over your eyes,

當然，這副眼鏡看起來就像有人用雙手蒙住了你的眼睛，

but I prefer to shade my sight with a country, the USA.

但我更喜歡拿一個國家來遮擋視線——美國。

Now, you don't really need glasses when it's rainy,

下雨時，你其實不太需要眼鏡，

but how will you write on paper?

可是你要怎麼在紙上寫字呢？

Easy, with Rite in the Rain special waterproof paper

很簡單，用 Rite in the Rain 特製防水紙

that a pencil will always write on,

鉛筆隨時都能在上面寫字，

especially if you sharpen it inside the nostril of a nose pencil sharpener.

尤其是先把鉛筆伸進鼻子造型削鉛筆器的鼻孔裡削尖。

When the sun comes back out, 片語動詞

太陽重新出來後，

this iPad case will charge the iPad in it using solar power.

這個 iPad 保護殼會利用太陽能替裡面的 iPad 充電。

But even without the sun,

不過就算沒有太陽，

Sprout Bookmarks make it look like life and leaves are springing from your novels, 片語搭配

Sprout 書籤也能讓你的小說看起來彷彿正萌發出生命和葉片，

novels you store on invisible shelves.

而這些小說可以放在隱形書架上。

The special piece holds 15 lb of book,

這個特殊零件能托住 15 磅重的書，

but hides inside the bottom book,

卻藏在最底下那本書裡，

so they appear to float in the air. 文法

讓這些書看起來懸浮在空中。

Now, back to leaves. 表達脈絡

好了，回到葉子。

If you get leaves like spinach and other junk stuck in your teeth after eating, 文法

如果吃完東西後，菠菜葉之類的殘渣卡在牙縫裡，

fear no more with a mirror in a plate. 語氣意圖

有了藏在盤子裡的鏡子，你就再也不用擔心。

Once you're done eating, 文法

吃完後，

you reveal a mirror to check your teeth.

鏡子就會露出來，讓你檢查牙齒。

You can look beyond your own face and into space 表達脈絡

你不只能看見自己的臉，還能望向太空

with ThinkGeek's Spacey serving bowls.

只要用 ThinkGeek 的 Spacey 餐碗。

The moon, the sun, and Earth.

月球、太陽和地球。

For the kids or yourself,

不論是給孩子還是給自己，

I like this landscape dinner set.

我都喜歡這套風景餐具。

A sun cup, a house plate,

太陽杯、房子餐盤、

evergreen utensils, and a cloud bowl.

常青樹造型的餐具和雲朵碗。

Now, if the food on the plate is bland,

如果盤裡的食物淡而無味，

season it with salt and pepper from shakers shaped like Fred and Daphne, 講解

就用 Fred 和 Daphne 造型的調味罐撒點鹽和胡椒，

Shaggy and Scooby, Kermit and Miss Piggy,

或是 Shaggy 和 Scooby、Kermit 和 Miss Piggy，

or Fozzie Bear and a banana peel.

也可以選 Fozzie Bear 和香蕉皮。

You can precisely warm your now seasoned dishes in the oven

你可以把調好味的菜放進烤箱，精準加熱

with this magnetic timer that makes your fridge look like a safe.

再用這款磁吸式計時器計時，它會讓冰箱看起來像個保險箱。

Or just use a watch that is a giant 10-key number pad. 用詞

或乾脆戴一支外型像巨型十鍵數字鍵盤的手錶。

ThinkGeek also offers a chocolate-scented t-shirt featuring a chocolate molecule

ThinkGeek 還推出了一件散發巧克力香氣、印有巧克力分子的 T 恤

from Theobroma cacao. 文化背景

這種分子來自 Theobroma cacao。

Even sweeter is upgrading your unsightly mud flap girls 講解

更妙的是，把你那些難看的擋泥板女郎圖案升級一下

with these smart mud flap girls.

換成這些聰明的擋泥板女郎。

Now, jam to some tunes played out of your Marshall amp. 講解

現在，讓你的 Marshall 擴大機放點歌，好好搖擺吧。

Just kidding, it's a mini fridge 語氣意圖

開玩笑的，它其實是個迷你冰箱

full of beers you can open with the jaws of a brain-hungry zombie.

裡面裝滿啤酒，還能用嗜腦殭屍的上下顎來開瓶。

If zombies scare you,

如果你怕殭屍，

try using a night light shaped like a creature trying to unplug itself. 文法

試試這款小夜燈，造型是個正努力把自己從插座上拔下來的小生物。

Or light your way with this USB-powered lamp 片語搭配

或用這盞 USB 供電的燈為你照路

that looks like a cup of melty chocolate pouring all over.

它看起來像一杯融化的巧克力，正流得到處都是。

But if you need more USB ports,

不過，如果你需要更多 USB 連接埠，

Fred Flare offers this cute little poodle USB hub.

Fred Flare 有這款可愛的小貴賓狗 USB 集線器。

You can turn any photo into a hip retro Polaroid with these Polar Frames 文化背景

用這些 Polar Frames，你可以把任何照片變成時髦復古的拍立得照片

and stop flicking your wrist to tell the time with this watch. 文法

再用這支手錶，告別為了看時間而甩動手腕。

It's tilted 55° so it lines up with the natural way you hold your arms in front of you. 片語動詞

它傾斜了 55°，正好配合你把手臂自然舉到面前的姿勢。

Now, earlier this week I was in Munich at Frühlingsfest 講解

本週稍早，我去了慕尼黑的 Frühlingsfest

where I successfully saw historical things,

在那裡，我順利看了些歷史古蹟，

Ferris wheel things,

還有摩天輪之類的東西，

ate a half-meter-long sausage, and met Bernd das Brot. 講解

吃了一根半公尺長的香腸，還見到了 Bernd das Brot。

I got water on my glasses because it hailed. 用詞

因為下了冰雹，我的眼鏡沾到水了。

I did get a giant pretzel. 文法

我還真的拿到了一個巨型德國扭結麵包。

And as always, thanks for watching. 片語搭配

一如往常，感謝收看。

Bye.

掰掰。