遠距離親吻以及更多奇趣好物！LÜT #22：英語精讀講義

Starry Night socks and a gun that shoots ketchup onto your food.

《星夜》襪子，還有一把能把番茄醬噴到食物上的槍。

It's episode 22 of LÜT.

這是 LÜT 第 22 集。

First, let's break the ice. 慣用語

首先，我們來打破僵局。

Or let the ice do the breaking itself as a hammer. 文法

或者把冰做成槌子，讓它自己去「打破」東西。

Of course, this hammer lets you open bottles.

當然，這把槌子還能用來開瓶。

When you pour out the contents, 片語動詞

把瓶子裡的東西倒出來時，

be sure it's into a pint glass wearing a Batman cape. 片語搭配

一定要倒進這個披著蝙蝠俠披風的品脫杯裡。

Pour some water into this fish tank.

往這個魚缸裡倒點水。

It's cute and small and completely powered by your USB port. 片語搭配

它小巧可愛，完全由 USB 連接埠供電。

Hey, look.

嘿，快看。

Pants.

褲子。

Scratch-and-sniff pants. 用詞

刮一刮就能聞到香味的褲子。

The fabric literally has raspberry perfume scent capsules baked into it, 講解

這種布料裡真的嵌入了覆盆子香水微膠囊，

which break when scratched, 文法

一刮就會破裂，

releasing the smell. 文法

釋放出香味。

Now, if you hate pants,

如果你討厭褲子，

don't wear any.

那就別穿。

Don't even wear skin for that matter. 表達脈絡

說起來，連皮膚也別穿了。

These leggings look like your muscles.

這款內搭褲看起來就像你的肌肉。

If you're going to be apart from your love on Valentine's Day, 講解

如果情人節那天你得和另一半分隔兩地，

send them a kiss with Kissenger.

就用 Kissenger 給對方送上一個吻吧。

Two robots connected wirelessly,

這是兩個無線連接的機器人，

so that when you kiss one, 文法

當你親吻其中一個時，

the other robot relays that kiss,

另一個機器人就會傳遞這個吻，

so the other person feels it wherever they are. 文法

讓身在任何地方的對方都能感受到。

ThisIsWhyImBroke.com features amazing things.

ThisIsWhyImBroke.com 上有很多神奇好物。

For instance, 表達脈絡

比如，

brake light decal masks to make your brake lights look like this.

能讓煞車燈變成這種模樣的貼膜。

On Amazon,

在 Amazon 上，

I also found a Superman,

我還找到了超人圖案、

tropical fish,

熱帶魚圖案、

hibiscus flowers,

扶桑花圖案、

skulls,

骷髏圖案，

or this really literal one.

還有這個特別照字面來的圖案。

They also have word as image,

他們還有《Word as Image》，

a fun book that uses the letters in words

這是一本利用單字裡的字母

to suggest what the word means.

來表現單字含義的趣味書。

For instance,

比如，

vampire, smile, clock.

吸血鬼、微笑、時鐘。

You can see more words like that and see them animated

你可以看到更多這樣的單字，以及它們動起來的樣子，

by following a link to a video in this video's description, 文法

只要點開本影片簡介裡另一支影片的連結；

where links to everything can be found.

所有物品的連結也都能在那裡找到。

When your dog fetches this ball,

當你的狗叼回這顆球時，

it'll look like he's got a big old flappy tongue.

牠看起來就像長了一條又大又甩來甩去的舌頭。

They're currently out of stock, 片語搭配

現在已經缺貨了，

but this one isn't,

但這一款還有貨，

which when held in a dog's mouth

狗把它叼在嘴裡時，

gives it a mustache.

就會像長了鬍子一樣。

If you're looking for great gift ideas, 文法

如果你正在尋找絕佳的禮物點子，

try doing the opposite.

不妨反其道而行。

The worst gift ever. 用詞

史上最糟糕的禮物。

This fun little package literally contains nothing but socks and underwear. 片語搭配

這個有趣的小禮包裡真的只有襪子和內褲。

More exciting is Disney Couture, 講解

更令人興奮的是 Disney Couture，

an oversized castle ring,

比如一枚超大的城堡戒指，

or a double ring that puts all the dwarves on your hand.

或是一枚能把所有小矮人都戴在手上的雙指戒。

If you like your accessories more practical,

如果你喜歡更實用的飾品，

try out some working thermometer earrings, 片語動詞

可以試試真的能測溫的溫度計耳環、

a compass necklace,

指南針項鍊，

or some Phillips head screw earrings. 用詞

或十字螺絲頭耳環。

Ouchy wow wow Piranha Plant earrings are always a good idea, 文化背景

讓人「唉唷哇哇叫」的吞食花耳環永遠都是好主意，

but you can keep it 8-bit with Mr. Dandy's pendants, 文法

不過，Mr. Dandy 的墜飾能讓你維持 8 位元像素風，

asteroids,

比如小行星款，

or this one he calls not Pac-Man, 慣用語

或者這款他不叫 Pac-Man，

but Pukeman.

而叫 Pukeman 的作品。

Have a ball while snuggling with your soft plush testicle 慣用語

抱著柔軟的絨毛睪丸玩個痛快，

or ovary,

也可以換成絨毛卵巢、

or bladder,

膀胱、

or brain,

大腦、

or intestines,

腸子，

or anatomical heart.

或解剖心臟造型的絨毛玩具。

For more heart-shaped items,

再來看看更多愛心造型的物件，

let's talk heart-shaped umbrellas,

比如愛心雨傘、

paper clips,

愛心迴紋針、

a warm heart-shaped hot water bottle,

暖呼呼的愛心熱水袋，

or these measuring cups on FredFlare

或 FredFlare 上的這些量杯，

who also carry a neat bed of tulips USB hub,

他們還賣一款別緻的鬱金香花圃 USB 集線器、

a frog you add water to to get yourself a prince, 文化背景

一隻加水後就能為你變出王子的青蛙、

a map of the world to scratch off where you've been, 片語動詞

一張可以刮掉你去過之處的世界地圖、

a log to rest your head on, 片語搭配

一根能讓你枕著休息的原木，

don't worry, it's a pillow,

別擔心，它其實是個枕頭，

and the only thing your hamburger phone really needs, 文法

以及你的漢堡電話真正需要的唯一配件——

French fries flavored lip balm.

炸薯條口味護唇膏。

Oh, NeatoShop also has heart stuff,

喔，NeatoShop 也有心形好物，

like an anatomical heart pencil holder.

比如解剖心臟造型的筆筒。

They'll also provide balloon animal bookends,

他們還提供氣球動物書擋、

a zombie cupid figurine,

殭屍丘比特小雕像、

a devilish skin for your iPad,

惡魔風格的 iPad 保護貼，

or a snap suit for your baby that says,

或一件寫著這句話的寶寶包屁衣：

"ipood." 慣用語

「ipood」。

Before it was poo,

在它變成便便之前，

it was cake served on a high-heeled shoe.

它還是盛在高跟鞋上的蛋糕。

But if you want something darker, 用詞

但如果你想要更暗黑的東西，

check out Despair Inc's Bittersweets, 講解

看看 Despair Inc 的 Bittersweets 吧，

candy hearts that say things like,

這種愛心糖果上寫著各種字句，比如：

"So so alone,"

「孤單得不能再孤單了」，

"aging poorly,"

「越老越糟」，

or "dog is cuter."

或「狗狗比較可愛」。

This special fabric dye is sensitive to light, 片語搭配

這種特殊的布料染劑對光敏感，

so you can mix it up, 片語動詞

所以你可以把它調配好，

paint it on a shirt,

塗到 T 恤上，

and then leave it in the sun

然後放在陽光下，

to develop actual photographs from negatives. 用詞

用底片顯影出真正的照片。

Oh, and that fashion hanky in your shirt pocket, 用詞

喔，還有你襯衫口袋裡的那塊時尚手帕，

it can be a notepad.

它也可以是一本記事本。

Sushi Booties let you wear sashimi as slippers.

Sushi Booties 讓你把生魚片當拖鞋穿。

They also carry fortune cookie baby booties,

他們還賣幸運餅乾造型的嬰兒鞋、

a nunchuck pillow,

雙節棍抱枕，

and for the baby,

還有給寶寶用的

a nunchuck rattle.

雙節棍搖鈴。

This is Naomi Kyle's autograph.

這是 Naomi Kyle 的簽名。

You can't have this one,

這張你拿不到，

but for more awesome things you can buy online,

但如果想看更多能在網路上買到的酷東西，

check out her show on IGN's new channel Start.

就去看看她在 IGN 新頻道 Start 上的節目。

The whole channel's great,

整個頻道都很棒，

and she goes in-depth into awesome things you can actually own. 文法

她還會深入介紹那些你真的可以擁有的酷東西。

And unlike LÜT, 表達脈絡

而且與 LÜT 不同，

they actually give away some of the stuff they cover to lucky viewers. 片語動詞

他們真的會把介紹過的一些東西送給幸運觀眾。

So go check that out.

所以快去看看吧。

And as always,

還是老樣子，

thanks for watching.

感謝收看。