貓咪專屬高頂禮帽！LÜT #25：英語精讀講義

Star Wars splatter art

《星際大戰》顏料噴濺藝術畫

and a T-shirt commemorating one of history's most lapidary quotes. 用詞

還有一件紀念史上最精闢名言之一的 T 恤。

It's episode 25 of LÜT.

這是 LÜT 第 25 集。

Navigate the web with a glow-in-the-dark mouse 片語搭配

用一隻夜光滑鼠上網，

containing an actual spider.

裡面還封著一隻真正的蜘蛛。

And you can use a straw to drink juice right out of a fruit, 片語搭配

你也可以插根吸管，直接喝水果裡的果汁，

but this hand juicer turns a fruit 文法

不過這款手動榨汁器能把水果

into a spray bottle for all your favorite dishes.

變成能為你喜愛的各種料理噴灑果汁的噴霧瓶。

Now go buy some top hats for your cat

現在，去幫你的貓買幾頂大禮帽吧，

and toast his style with a frothy beer. 用詞

再舉起一杯泡沫綿密的啤酒，為牠的時尚品味乾杯。

That's always foamy.

而且泡沫始終這麼多。

Japan Trend Shop brings us a gadget

Japan Trend Shop 為我們帶來一款小裝置，

that with a single click sends a rush of new bubbles to the top. 片語搭配

只要輕輕一按，就能讓大量新泡沫湧上杯口。

You can say I love you in binary

你可以用二進位說「我愛你」，

and then snuggle up with your custom made pillows. 片語動詞

接著舒舒服服地抱著你的客製化枕頭。

PillowMob lets you upload a photo,

PillowMob 讓你上傳照片，

crop it,

裁切，

color it,

上色，

edit it,

編輯，

and then receive a nice soft cuddly high quality pillow,

然後收到一個漂亮柔軟、抱起來很舒服的高品質枕頭，

which is apparently made by cats.

而它顯然是貓咪做的。

Well,

好吧，

NeatoShop offers a unicorn-shaped pencil sharpener,

NeatoShop 有獨角獸造型的削鉛筆機，

a beanie that makes you look like a gory zombie,

讓你看起來像血淋淋的殭屍的毛帽，

a soft plush salami,

軟綿綿的義式臘腸絨毛玩具，

Ouchlets for safety,

保障安全的 Ouchlets，

and a Tommy gun-shaped purse.

還有湯普森衝鋒槍造型的手提包。

I guess to carry around your spy video camera. 語氣意圖

我猜是拿來隨身裝你的間諜攝影機。

But you can be even more secret

不過你還能藏得更隱密，

with a spy camera hidden inside what looks like a phone charger. 文法

用一台藏在手機充電器外殼裡的間諜攝影機。

Evolution in New York sells a cute stylized tiger rug.

紐約的 Evolution 販售一款可愛的卡通化老虎地毯。

But if you have $3,000 and want a real animal rug,

但如果你有 3,000 美元，又想要真正的動物毛皮地毯，

they've got black bears,

他們有黑熊皮的，

wolves,

狼皮的，

and I'm not kidding, 語氣意圖

我可沒開玩笑，

zebras.

還有斑馬皮的。

For a cool $12,000, 用詞

只要區區 12,000 美元，

you can get this.

你就能買到這個。

Seriously,

真的，

I'm not lying.

我沒騙你。

Less real but still macabre 文法

沒那麼真實，卻依然陰森的，

is this hollowed-out skull USB hub.

是這個中空骷髏頭 USB 集線器。

You get four more ports

它能多給你四個連接埠，

and a skull bowl to keep your stuff.

還有一個骷髏頭造型的碗，可以收納雜物。

Similarly skeletory are these leg bone knee-high socks, 用詞

同樣「骨感十足」的還有這些腿骨圖案的及膝襪，

also available shorter,

也有短版可選，

and Sock Theory also has ones that lace up. 片語動詞

Sock Theory 也推出了綁帶款。

Happy Socks and Converse shoes socks.

還有 Happy Socks，以及 Converse 鞋子造型襪。

Luna and Curious's animal mugs

Luna and Curious 的動物馬克杯

render each animal half as a handle. 用詞

把每隻動物的後半身做成杯把。

But if you're more interested in this end,

不過，如果你對這一端更感興趣，

here's a coffee mug with a built-in secret.

這裡有個暗藏祕密的咖啡杯。

As you sip away the java, 講解

當你一口口喝掉咖啡時，

you reveal a perfect little pile of poo.

就會露出一小坨形狀完美的便便。

When it comes to poo at the office, 表達脈絡

說到在辦公室大便，

avoid awkward dumps next to your boss 用詞

想避免在老闆旁邊如廁的尷尬，

or dropped toilet paper with this handy survival guide.

或衛生紙掉落的窘境，就用這本實用的生存指南吧。

But in a worst-case scenario, 片語搭配

但在最糟的情況下，

make sure you've got an emergency underpants dispenser. 文法

一定要備好一台緊急內褲分配器。

Now speaking of bathrooms, 表達脈絡

說到廁所，

they're more fun with giant googly eyes.

加上一雙巨大的活動眼珠會更有趣。

You can put these things on anything.

這些玩意兒可以貼在任何東西上。

And they may not have meant it ironically, 語氣意圖

他們也許不是故意在反諷，

but this book proves that dads are the original hipsters.

但這本書證明了，老爸才是最早的潮人。

Of course,

當然，

those gnomes and pink flamingos they've got today,

至於現在常見的那些花園小矮人和粉紅鶴，

buy yourself a zombie version for your own lawn.

幫自家草坪買個殭屍版吧。

And enjoy the sweetness of a 20-sided sucker. 文化背景

再享用一根甜蜜的二十面體棒棒糖。

The only luxury items more soothing 文法

唯一更讓人舒心的奢侈品

are these tequila ice pops filled with real edible gold flakes.

就是這些加入真正可食用金箔的龍舌蘭酒冰棒。

Now your body can't really digest gold,

不過，你的身體其實無法消化黃金，

so save money and collect the flakes back

所以想省錢，就把金箔重新收集起來，

after sitting on your truck hitched toilet seat on the go. 片語搭配

等你在路上用完掛在卡車拖車鉤上的馬桶座後。

In fact,

事實上，

why ever stop sitting? 表達脈絡

何必再站起來呢？

These lazy football chairs let you try your skills 文法

這些懶人足球椅讓你小試身手，

without working too hard.

又不用太費力。

Kick the ball with Kobi Levi's shark shoes for him and her

穿上 Kobi Levi 的男女款鯊魚鞋來踢球，

and illuminate the action using a kit

再用一套燈具套件照亮場上動作，

that helps you snap old light bulbs into fun shapes around a new one.

它能把舊燈泡扣在新燈泡周圍，拼出有趣造型。

Of course,

當然，

why have real light 表達脈絡

何必還要真正的燈光，

when you can have eight-bit light painted on a canvas just for you.

既然你可以擁有專為自己畫在畫布上的 8 位元像素風燈光。

Because then you can show your eight-bit life with this necklace

這樣一來，你就能用這條項鍊展現你的 8 位元生活，

or use one where the pendant swings on the necklace,

或戴一條墜飾能在項鍊上盪來盪去的款式，

which is cute,

這的確很可愛，

but why the neck hegemony? 用詞

但憑什麼要讓脖子「一統天下」？

Litter offers leg necklaces.

Litter 還推出了「腿部項鍊」。

Well,

好吧，

they're garter chains,

其實是吊襪帶鍊，

but here's some that attach to sunglasses

不過這裡還有些能掛在太陽眼鏡上的款式，

to give you a mustache or a full biker beard.

讓你立刻長出小鬍子或濃密的重機騎士大鬍子。

Do you prefer air to metal? 文法

比起金屬，你更喜歡空氣嗎？

Inflatable beards.

那就來個充氣鬍子。

Because you can wash your body with soap containing a fetus doll.

因為你還可以用藏著胎兒玩偶的肥皂洗澡。

Look,

瞧，

just wash your head with some brain soap

還是用大腦造型的肥皂洗洗頭吧，

or brighten things up with a brain in a jar candle. 片語動詞

或用泡在罐子裡的大腦蠟燭照亮四周。

You may wish to use a miniature MacBook pocket mirror, 語氣意圖

你或許想用一面迷你 MacBook 隨身鏡，

but RedCandy has bigger ones.

但 RedCandy 有更大的款式。

The London Underground, 文化背景

有倫敦地鐵標誌款，

a razor blade,

刮鬍刀片款，

or a wiper blade to easily defog after a shower.

還有附雨刷的款式，讓你洗完澡後輕鬆除霧。

Oh,

喔，

and this one lets you compare your height to celebrities.

這一款還能讓你和名人比身高。

Are you Snoop Dogg

你和 Snoop Dogg 一樣高，

or Salvador Dalí, 文化背景

還是和 Salvador Dalí 一樣高？

whose melting clocks could be yours with this shelf-clinging model.

他那融化的時鐘也能變成這款攀附在架子上的擺飾，歸你所有。

It might be easier to just keep time on your wrist 語氣意圖

其實，把時間戴在手腕上或許更方便，

with a watch made out of wood.

比如一支木製手錶。

For every watch they sell, 文法

他們每賣出一支手錶，

the company plants a tree.

公司就會種一棵樹。

Now for your free thing,

現在來看看送你的免費好物，

check out the wallpapers Split Reason is offering.

瞧瞧 Split Reason 提供的這些桌布吧。

I particularly enjoy what the Count must see in the mirror 文化背景

我尤其喜歡數數伯爵照鏡子時必定會看到的畫面，

and the simple fact that particle physics gives me a hadron. 慣用語

以及這個簡單的事實：粒子物理給了我一個「強子」。

Combine honeybees and Boo to get boo-bees. 慣用語

把蜜蜂（bees）和 Boo 拼在一起，就會得到 boo-bees。

And as always,

一如往常，

thanks for watching.

謝謝收看。