狗狗屁股牙線！還有更多酷東西：LÜT #21：英語精讀講義

A wallet that looks like a matchbook and edible spray paint.

一個外型像紙火柴盒的皮夾，還有可以吃的噴漆。

It's episode 21 of LÜT.

這是《LÜT》第 21 集。

The mints that come in this Spam tin actually taste like cinnamon,

這個 Spam 午餐肉罐頭裡裝的薄荷糖，其實是肉桂口味，

but this lip balm tastes like Lucky Charms.

但這款護唇膏吃起來卻像 Lucky Charms 麥片。

Question,

問題來了：

what's warmer than a sweater and a mug of hot chocolate? 文法

什麼比毛衣加一杯熱巧克力還暖和？

Answer,

答案：

a mug wearing a sweater.

一個穿著毛衣的馬克杯。

Keep your hands equally warm with Predator and Prey Mittens. 文法

用 Predator and Prey 連指手套，讓兩隻手一樣暖和。

One hand's a cat, 文法

一隻手是貓，

the other's a dog.

另一隻是狗。

One's a frog,

一隻是青蛙，

one's a fly.

另一隻是蒼蠅。

One's an owl and the other is a mouse.

一隻是貓頭鷹，另一隻是老鼠。

Or use Tatchies.

或者用 Tatchies。

They let you get touchy with your touchscreen without removing your gloves. 講解

它能讓你不用脫手套，也能盡情操作觸控螢幕。

Of course,

當然，

all of these gloves will cover up your awesome ring with the stone set upside down, 講解

這些手套都會遮住你那枚超酷的戒指，它的寶石是倒著鑲的，

making it a killer ring. 慣用語

所以簡直是一枚「殺傷力十足」的戒指。

Or this ring with a hidden diamond.

或者這枚暗藏鑽石的戒指。

Generate also has synthetic leather bags that look like envelopes,

Generate 還有看起來像信封的合成皮革包，

Wing Rings,

Wing Rings，

and shirts with special stripes you can wipe your glasses with. 文法

還有帶著特殊條紋、可以拿來擦眼鏡的襯衫。

But let's talk about molds that make your cookies into mustaches. 文法

不過，我們來聊聊能把餅乾做成鬍子形狀的模具吧。

Or these cupcake pillows.

還有這些杯子蛋糕造型抱枕。

A giant ice cream sandwich pillow is also fun,

巨型冰淇淋三明治抱枕也很好玩，

and barbed wire toilet paper is mainly just scary.

而帶刺鐵絲網圖案的衛生紙主要就只會嚇人。

Kisses are better,

親吻圖案好多了，

but hey,

不過話說回來，

this bath towel makes it look like you're wearing a kilt. 文法

這條浴巾會讓你看起來像穿著蘇格蘭裙。

So let's talk high fashion and cover funny hats. 講解

接著來聊聊高級時尚，盤點一下搞笑帽子。

Stupid.com also offers this tiny peace sign hat for your little dog.

Stupid.com 也替你家的小狗準備了這頂迷你 V 字手勢帽。

And of course,

當然還有，

a hat that looks like underwear.

一頂看起來像內褲的帽子。

Does this guy even know that his hat is funny? 語氣意圖

這傢伙到底知不知道自己的帽子很好笑？

I also like their hands waving USA flags hat.

我也喜歡他們那頂有雙手揮舞美國國旗造型的帽子。

Keep things patriotic with these flag pants.

再配上這條國旗長褲，把愛國風貫徹到底。

Betabrand also carries these dress pants that are actually sweatpants.

Betabrand 也有這種看似西裝褲、其實是運動褲的長褲。

Now if you've mainly made history wearing shirts, 慣用語

如果你過去主要靠穿 T 恤創造「歷史」，

use Urban Outfitters T-shirt frames to preserve those memories.

就用 Urban Outfitters 的 T 恤展示框，把那些回憶保存下來。

Or design your own on this T-shirt design notepad.

或者在這本 T 恤設計便條本上，自己設計一件。

Also a good option,

另一個不錯的選擇，

this notepad.

是這本便條本。

Then toast your good taste with some bacon flavored soda, 慣用語

然後用培根口味汽水，為你的好品味乾杯，

perfect for washing down a giant burrito. 片語動詞

正好可以配一個巨型墨西哥捲餅。

Just kidding, 語氣意圖

開玩笑的，

it's a protective wrap for valuable camera lenses.

那其實是用來保護貴重相機鏡頭的包覆布。

Improve your view with Generate Skyline Blinds, 表達脈絡

用 Generate 的 Skyline 百葉窗改善窗外景色，

and improve your bathroom with this real aquarium sink,

再用這個真的附有水族箱的洗手台升級浴室，

a perfect companion to the iPoop toilet.

它和 iPoop 馬桶簡直是絕配。

Your iPhone will be fine if you drop it in

就算把 iPhone 掉進去也沒關係，

because you've waterproofed it with Liquipel.

因為你已經用 Liquipel 幫它做了防水處理。

Or you're busy looking like an executive with the iPhone handset converter.

或者，你正忙著用 iPhone 話筒轉接器裝出高階主管的派頭。

Now these puzzles are shaped like donuts, pizza, or coffee.

這些拼圖做成了甜甜圈、披薩或咖啡的形狀。

But the world record holding largest puzzle can be yours. 文法

不過，保持世界紀錄的最大拼圖也可以歸你所有。

It has more than 32,000 pieces and weighs over 37 lb.

它有超過 32,000 片，重量超過 37 磅。

For a more daredevilish challenge,

想來個更驚險刺激的挑戰，

play Russian Roulette with water balloons. 文化背景

就用水球玩俄羅斯輪盤吧。

You never know when the gun will pierce the balloon. 文法

你永遠不知道槍什麼時候會刺破水球。

But for a sweeter challenge,

但如果想要甜蜜一點的挑戰，

Bite the Bullet gives you a dozen delicious chocolates shaped like bullets, 慣用語

Bite the Bullet 會給你一打美味的子彈造型巧克力，

except one contains a hidden dangerously hot pepper. 文法

只不過其中一顆藏著一根辣得要命的辣椒。

Good luck.

祝你好運。

If your sweet tooth also likes bling, 講解

如果你那顆嗜甜的牙也愛閃亮飾品，

pick up some Twinkles, 片語動詞

那就來幾顆 Twinkles，

dental jewelry made with a special adhesive that

這是一種用特殊黏著劑固定的牙飾，

only lets go when you want to remove it. 講解

只有你想取下來時才會鬆開。

Clean the rest of your teeth with some floss you pulled out of a dog's butt,

再用從狗屁股裡抽出來的牙線，把其他牙齒清乾淨，

and clean your body with Tetromino-shaped soap

接著用俄羅斯方塊造型的肥皂洗淨身體，

behind your Facebook-styled shower curtain.

地點就在 Facebook 風格的浴簾後面。

Then decorate your hair with these comic-inspired headbands

然後用這些漫畫風髮帶裝飾頭髮，

and show it all off in front of the paparazzi that you hired. 片語動詞

再到你僱來的狗仔隊面前好好炫耀一番。

For an hour at $100 a photographer, 文法

每位攝影師收費 100 美元，服務一小時，

this company will send paparazzi to harass you

這家公司會派狗仔隊來騷擾你，

and make you look famous no matter who you are. 文法

不管你是誰，都能讓你看起來像個名人。

If you get a boo-boo during the whole process, 用詞

如果整個過程中不小心受了點小傷，

be sure you're caught wearing a Brandage.

一定要讓人拍到你貼著 Brandage。

Question,

問題來了：

can you identify which characters these eyes belong to? 文法

你能認出這些眼睛分別屬於哪些角色嗎？

Well,

嗯，

there's Sonic.

這裡有音速小子。

You can play on the site

你可以在網站上玩，

or you can grab the picture as an art print.

也可以把這張圖買成藝術微噴作品。

Speaking of posters, 片語搭配

說到海報，

here's a map of the world made with what makes it go round, 慣用語

這是一張用「讓世界轉動的東西」拼成的世界地圖，

mustaches.

沒錯，就是鬍子。

And here's a fictional map made out of places made famous in songs. 片語搭配

這裡還有一張虛構地圖，由因歌曲而聞名的地點組成。

Just take the Highway to Hell after Heartbreak Hotel 文化背景

從 Heartbreak Hotel 出發後，走 Highway to Hell，

and picnic in Itchycoo Park.

再去 Itchycoo Park 野餐。

This artist on Etsy will make an incredible custom stamp

Etsy 上的這位藝術家能為你訂製一枚超棒的印章，

that actually looks just like you.

它真的看起來和你一模一樣。

Now separate salt and pepper shakers are fine,

分開的鹽罐和胡椒罐當然也不錯，

but Fred makes this switch.

不過 Fred 推出了這款 Switch 調味罐。

Pick what you want and shake.

選好想要的調味料，搖一搖就行。

Your earbuds can be superheroes,

你的耳機也能變身超級英雄，

and your ears can also delight in wearing some handmade Calvin and Hobbes earrings. 文化背景

耳朵還可以戴上手工製作的 Calvin and Hobbes 耳環，好好享受一番。

If Hobbes means something more philosophical to you, 片語搭配

如果 Hobbes 對你而言還有更哲學的意義，

pick up a Hobbes mug.

那就買個 Hobbes 馬克杯。

Now how about a free thing?

接下來，來點免費的東西如何？

Try night soil. 用詞

試試「夜香」吧。

This is the word for human poop that you steal from outhouses,

這個詞指的是你偷來的人類糞便，來源包括戶外廁所、

latrines, and cesspools at night

茅廁和糞坑，而且得在晚上動手，

in order to use as free fertilizer on your crops. 文法

好把它當成免費肥料施到作物上。

It's a bad idea,

這主意很糟，

don't do it.

別這麼做。

Compost that stuff first.

至少先把那玩意兒拿去堆肥。

Come on.

拜託。

But seriously, 語氣意圖

不過說真的，

here's some great iPhone backgrounds that you can get for free from a great LÜT site.

這個很棒的 LÜT 網站上有一些精美的 iPhone 桌布，可以免費下載。

A rhombicuboctahedron has 26 faces,

小斜方截半立方體有 26 個面，

which is also the number of years old I am turning today.

而我今天也正好滿 26 歲。

That's right,

沒錯，

it's my birthday and you're all invited to the party.

今天是我的生日，歡迎大家都來參加派對。

Consider the comment section the party, 文法

就把留言區當成派對現場吧，

and as always,

還是老樣子，

thanks for watching.

謝謝收看。