史上最廢的6大反派！：英語精讀講義

Vsauce, Michael here today with a special video.

這裡是 Vsauce，我是 Michael，今天帶來一支特別的影片。

It's a Skype conversation I had with Newt from Underbelly

這是我和 Underbelly 的 Newt 進行的一次 Skype 對話，

where he teaches me about six actual villains from real comic books

他在對話中告訴我六個真實漫畫裡確實存在的反派，

that are really, really lame.

而且他們真的、真的很遜。

He's joined by a bunch of ladies from Underbelly and as you will see immediately from Storytime,

Underbelly 的一群女生也和他一起入鏡，而且你馬上就會從 Storytime 看出，

he's quite the ladies man. First things first, 講解

他真的很有女人緣。先說最重要的，

you should know that I'm kind of busy right now playing the May update for Angry Birds Rio

你得知道，我現在正忙著玩《憤怒鳥：里約大冒險》的五月更新，

and I'm not wearing pants.

而且我沒穿褲子。

So, we're already off to a really good start. 片語搭配

所以，我們一開場就已經很不錯了。

Payover free, it can't be,

Payover free，不會吧，

Prince Hobopopo says in the flesh. If you're going to read me the bad guys, 講解

Prince Hobopopo 本人就在這裡。你要跟我講這些壞蛋的話，

you got to read it in the scary voice.

就得用嚇人的聲音來講。

You know I only want you on the show if you do what I tell you.

你知道，只有你照我說的做，我才會讓你上節目。

In the flesh.

本人就在這裡。

Just be quiet.

安靜點。

I want to do this.

我想自己來。

At number six, we were going to have Kite-Man,

第六名，我們本來打算選 Kite-Man，

who's a Batman villain, who's just some dork with a kite strapped to his back,

他是蝙蝠俠的反派，說穿了就是個背上綁著風箏的呆子，

but I decided instead to go with a colorblind villain 片語動詞

但後來我決定改選一個色盲反派，

because colorblindness is nothing to joke about in America. 片語搭配

因為在美國，色盲可不是能拿來開玩笑的事。

So, I thought I would go with Rainbow Rider,

所以，我想那就選 Rainbow Rider 吧，

who is a Flash villain,

他是閃電俠的反派，

and this guy just sucks, all right? 用詞

而這傢伙就是爛透了，懂嗎？

He basically has glasses that project colors,

他基本上就是有一副能投射色彩的眼鏡，

and then he creates structures for him to emote from that are colorful,

然後造出五顏六色的結構，讓自己站在上面賣力表演，

but I mean really this guy is just fabulous cuz everything's rainbow colored. 表達脈絡

不過說真的，這傢伙簡直華麗到不行，因為所有東西都是彩虹色的。

Anyway, it's just one of those characters where it's like 4:00 in the morning

總之，這種角色一看就是凌晨四點時想出來的，

and they're like, oh, we got to have the Flash fight somebody. 文法

他們會說：「喔，我們得找個人和閃電俠打一架。」

I know, we'll have a guy who rides rainbows.

「有了，就來個騎著彩虹的傢伙吧。」

Next one on the list, number five, 表達脈絡

榜單下一位，第五名，

we have Armless Tiger Man.

是 Armless Tiger Man。

Basically, this guy's story was he was a small German boy who had his arms ripped off in an industrial accident. 文法

簡單來說，這傢伙原本是個德國小男孩，在一次工業事故中雙臂被扯掉了。

He went around during Golden Age Marvel books

在漫威漫畫的黃金時代，他到處活動，

using his sharp teeth and his prowess with his toes to destroy all machines. 片語搭配

用鋒利的牙齒和靈活的腳趾摧毀所有機器。

Next up on the list,

榜單下一位，

we have Crazy Quilt,

是 Crazy Quilt，

who's a Batman villain,

他是蝙蝠俠的反派，

and this guy has the most eye-be-jarringly bad costume in comic book history,

而這傢伙穿著漫畫史上最「震眼欲裂」的糟糕服裝，

and I think I just made up the word eye-be-jarring. 片語動詞

我覺得「震眼欲裂」這個詞是我剛剛編出來的。

Crazy Quilt was a low-level robber who was blinded by a bullet,

Crazy Quilt 原本是個小毛賊，後來被一顆子彈打瞎了，

but in prison had an experimental surgery to restore his vision,

但他在獄中接受了一場恢復視力的實驗性手術，

but unfortunately the vision that he was left with was so disorienting that it drove him crazy. 講解

可惜，手術留下的視覺效果讓他暈頭轉向，最後把他逼瘋了。

Wow, Vsauce doesn't even have T-shirts,

哇，Vsauce 連 T 恤都還沒有，

and you guys already have dresses and girls.

你們卻已經有洋裝和女生了。

We have several different we have home and away uniforms.

我們有好幾套，有主場和客場的制服。

Next up on the list,

榜單下一位，

we have Egg Fu.

是 Egg Fu。

And Egg Fu was a Wonder Woman villain,

Egg Fu 是神力女超人的反派，

who at the peak of the Red Scare would try to have people denounce their love for the Red, White, and Blue. 文化背景

在「紅色恐慌」最盛行的時候，他會設法讓人們公開放棄對紅、白、藍三色的熱愛。

And this worked with him using fear because he is essentially a giant egg with a mustache.

他靠恐懼做到這一點，因為說到底，他就是一顆留著鬍子的巨型雞蛋。

Katie, what do you think about Egg Fu?

Katie，你覺得 Egg Fu 怎麼樣？

It doesn't matter.

不重要。

She's a woman.

她是女人。

Next up from the freaky deaky '70s, 用詞

接下來，來自怪裡怪氣的 70 年代，

we have the Hypno-Hustler.

我們有 Hypno-Hustler。

And this guy's clearly he's got the most glorious glitter-encrusted Afro I've ever seen on the printed page. 文法

這傢伙顯然頂著我在漫畫書頁上看過最華麗、沾滿亮片的爆炸頭。

It's amazing.

太驚人了。

Armed with Hypno goggles and... Oh, one second.

他帶著催眠護目鏡，還有……喔，等一下。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Any port in a storm, right? 慣用語

暴風雨裡哪個港口都能靠，對吧？

The ladies keep coming.

女生們一個接一個地來。

I have them bring me drinks every now and again when I get parched. 片語搭配

我口渴時，會叫她們偶爾送點喝的過來。

Armed with his Hypno goggles and power boots, 文法

他配備催眠護目鏡和動力靴，

he put the audience in a trance and was able to rob them. 片語搭配

能讓觀眾陷入恍惚，然後把他們洗劫一空。

His name is Turner D. Century,

他叫 Turner D. Century，

and he was a Spider-Woman villain,

是蜘蛛女的反派，

and essentially he hates young people,

簡單來說，他討厭年輕人，

and he wants to restore San Francisco to the glory days of like the 1900s. 慣用語

想把舊金山恢復成 20 世紀初那種「輝煌歲月」的樣子。

So, he flies around on a bicycle, okay?

所以，他騎著一輛腳踏車到處飛，懂嗎？

And he goes toe-to-dandy-toe with any superhero who tries to stop him. 慣用語

任何想阻止他的超級英雄，他都會像個花花公子一樣上前正面對決。

And he has a horn that's honking fury will kill anyone under the age of 65 years old.

而且他有一個喇叭，那狂暴的鳴響能殺死所有 65 歲以下的人。

And that's how he can restore San Francisco to the glory days.

他就是這樣讓舊金山重返輝煌歲月的。

So, that was our top six worst, my top six worst supervillains in comic book history.

以上就是我們的六大最爛反派——也就是我心目中漫畫史上最爛的六個超級反派。

And this is kicking off this month is superhero month.

而這也為本月的「超級英雄月」揭開了序幕。

We're going to give you a top 10 worst superhero list.

我們還會為你們帶來十大最爛超級英雄榜單。

So, turn up a little bit.

所以，把音量調大一點。

Kevin from Underbelly is going to give us a little piece called Saving Superman, 用詞

Underbelly 的 Kevin 會為我們帶來一個叫《Saving Superman》的小節目，

and then we're going to introduce a new Underbelly character,

然後我們還會介紹一位新的 Underbelly 角色，

and we hope that you enjoy it.

希望你們喜歡。

There's going to be some fantastic stuff going on this weekend just in time for Captain America and the Green Lantern, 片語搭配

這個週末會有一些精彩絕倫的內容，正好趕上《美國隊長》和《綠光戰警》，

all the big comic book movies coming out this summer. 片語動詞

以及今年夏天上映的所有漫畫大片。

That is perfect.

太完美了。

So, yeah, everybody out there,

所以呢，螢幕前的各位，

go over to underbellyshow on YouTube and be sure you're subscribed

去 YouTube 上看看 underbellyshow，記得一定要訂閱，

for their unique brand of infotainment and of course the ladies. 用詞

欣賞他們獨樹一格的資訊娛樂內容，當然還有女生們。

In fact, to fit in better, let me just do this. 片語動詞

其實，為了顯得更合群，讓我這樣弄一下。

Perfect.

完美。

Okay, great.

好了，太棒了。

So, yeah, go check it out.

所以，去看看吧。

It's superhero and villain month over on underbellyshow.

underbellyshow 正在舉辦「超級英雄與反派月」。

Subscribe.

訂閱吧。

And as always, thanks for watching.

老樣子，感謝收看。